Wednesday, 5 December 2012

Have You All Got Your Crackerjack Pencils?!

1-2-3 - GO!

1.

2.

3.

Cigar's transformation --- Zepplin LZ-129 and
Lighters into Birds.








Friday, 1 June 2012

Thursday, 31 May 2012

Dont Be Silly!

Proto Punk'N'Science



Punk'N'Science #1



Punk is THAT Way!



Proto Punk'N'Science #2



Punk'N'Science #2



                                                    Here It Comes.



Yeah.. Bullshit!







Tuesday, 1 May 2012

John 6:35

Well ,dudes..it was not easy, right?
At last I'm here.

I used to have a girlfriend and her whining "why dont you take me 
to the Show,ah?"
You know- its like with girlish bands - 
1st you think :
'Hm, they're squeal and jump.' 
the 2nd- 'They're still squeal and jump'
and becomes deadly bored.

"I'll give you television - just shut your mouth."
Whisht!

That's better.


           I met Plum the Flea the other day and he wasn't well.
         'John 6:35!'  he screamed - 'Hungry?  - I'm always hungry!'


Here is his story:

 

Last week
Today... what a stupid question!

What the hell! I dont eat the bread!



                           I'm not sure that there will be changes in Jesus's Menu next week.
                      Whisht!










Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Rrrub harder!

Mothers swear

that they will wash away all the Dirt of Distortions

from these streets-








- Rrrub harder!





Friday, 30 March 2012

Proto

Before PUNK there were only Dick and me.





and not a word bout microphones.


11 p.m.- dude.





Sunday, 5 February 2012

We Can't Stop Here!

                     
                     Screw's a good guy, I like him. 
                     Actually, he's a little bit dumb & a sickener time after time. 
           
 
                                                    Ticket Machine Saves! F'okin Hallelujah! 


                     
                                On the way to the next point I always feel myself fine -                        
                                                     as good as a Lizard in the bath







Saturday, 4 February 2012

Awesome Possume

We were Allright until that girl appeared


                                                            Seemed her talking will never end..
                                           How I wish her dirty-colored-mouth never opened!


-When I was a child I was very lonesome. Nobody cAred bout it. 
Everything has been changed when one day Mr. Rabbit came...



R.A.T. - its NOT bout holidays or vacation!

Roving
Adventures
Trips
                                                                    
                                                   Seemed like we lost Bum in that city forever



                                                                                       Hey!

                                                      Close to the midnight of the same day

                         I named her Madam Cherry Cola. 
                         She comes here every evening with Prix,
                         her dog - to bum cigarettes off sissy dudes
                         & somehow she's lucky in it.
                    
                         It become boring fast. 
                         We knew only one place to go
                         is Awesome Possume!
                         So we did.


Friday, 3 February 2012

Early days

                                                                               Here We Are!

                                                                                Move Over!

                                                                                           ...
                                                 

                                                                    Try to guess how did I get
                                                                                   this drum

Thursday, 2 February 2012

                                                11p.m.


                                  How's Your Crabs, Dude?
   The THUMP!
Wanna see my picture on the cover?
     Wanna buy five copies for my mother?



-Hm. 
 Well. Hi there.!
This is  broadcasting  the Thump..ppt..ff-
now its working!

Later in th....e
/-hey, introduce yourself!/

Ah, right. 
Im Clout.
Also there will be Screw, Bum
and one of the best entertainers
Mr. Scum!


So, later in the studio 
I will meet with my guests
to find out - to be a Preacher-
is not boring,
isnt it?

& Dont miss it!
 C.R.A.B.'s daily
11 p.m. radio programm
'How's Your Crabs?'

  Advertising C.R.A.B.'s song     Advertising C.R.A.B.'s song    Advertising C.R.A.B.'s song    Advertising C.R.A.B.'s song
(with none mussels on the back vocal)


'Anyone can be a Sailor with
Cash
Rent 
And
Boat
!
with Cash
Rent
And
Booo-aat'





       See Ya!